Banging

So, I have decided that my next girl friend will be and should be a model.  She has to be banging, love is out the window.  I just have to stop myself from falling in love with any other girls unless they are models.

Funny thing this season, I am on some roll, man.  A very good one.  My memory is sharp, well sharp only when in comes to girls.  I remember names, telephone numbers, remember faces, which is important, 'coz it's hunting season.

... okay, my mind is a bit slow right now though, nursing my hangover.

It is weird, I no longer get those bad headaches from drinking any more, but I suppose it has to do with drinking only beer, and only black label.

Oh, now I remember, I got like a gang load of work to do, and I must finish it before end of the week, sixties party coming up.

Eish, ke tloba s'botho this season.

Ah, I'm bringing s'botho back, (yeah!), y'all niggers don't know how to drink.

Need a beer. 

 
beer, girls
#01
Haaaa....i guess u a also a model neh, if u only looking for gals of that sort nawe u must be like them my dear. It has to be two ways. Like with gals if they are looking for a guy that drives a BMW u better be atleast driving some chicco or conquest yhini
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  • Thandiwe
  • 16h39, Mon 27th
    Nov 2006
#02
WHAHAHa....chicco or conquest?!!!! :)
  • blogsta
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  • 17h17, Mon 27th
    Nov 2006
#03
Thandiwe what?

Where in the world can you qualify that by what I want? You are telling that if a girl wants a thugged out, or intelligent, or sensitive guy, means that they are like wise?

Its these pseudo intelligent sweeping statements that cause conflict.

Don\'t judge me \'coz I want a beautiful girl.
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  • lebogang
    nkoane
  • 20h11, Mon 27th
    Nov 2006
#04
Hang on, I thought you said you wanted a model for a friend. Where does beauty come into play here????

Maybe I\'m dumb or something but I just dont get it. Models...beauty. Name me one freakin model who\'s freakin beautiful. I\'m talking pre-photoshop, pre-surgery of any kind, and pre-makeup (although I\'m willing to let this one slide). Am I hating?

Nna I want an 18 year old, dark, tall, with talented hands...my back - she\'s hurting bhard, bhard.
  • heartwarmer
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  • 22h39, Mon 27th
    Nov 2006
#05
eish, the fingers, they are slipping - I meant model for a girlfriend.
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  • heartwarmer
  • 22h40, Mon 27th
    Nov 2006
#06
Err, name a model who is beautiful? Adriana Lima, Lydia K(e/i)debe (ethopian), Megan Peterson (south african), Gisel,,, just to name a few.

I said, my girlfriend, not girl friend, my bad, slip of the finger.

and yes, you are hating.

*hides.
  • lebogang
    nkoane
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  • 00h15, Tue 28th
    Nov 2006
#07
Dude, forget these people. I say you go get yours homie!

Aint nothing like waking up next to a beautiful woman! But dont forget, it\'s a lot of pressure from all sides. Not from her but from haters and nigga\'s tryna get wit your shorty and the girls who will hate on her(and try to get with you too). But hold strong dawg!
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  • Suave
  • 10h37, Tue 28th
    Nov 2006
#08
Word, Suave, word!

Plus right now, there is a gang load of Honies everywhere, I mean everywhere I go,,,

lord jesus.

iyo, iyo, iyo!
  • lebogang
    nkoane
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  • 10h40, Tue 28th
    Nov 2006
#09
yeah what is it about women...

A brother can be supa-wack (women not feeling him) mara after he gets with a woman that is pretty tite, then they are feeling him...mina i don\'t get it??!!!
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  • blogsta
  • 17h20, Tue 28th
    Nov 2006
#10
They wanna know what talents he got if she\'s wit him. I\'ve had girls telling me years later about the kinda women I went for, just because I was goin out with a \"bomb shell\" (hehe, funny phrase that), on some tip like \"I was not the type of girl that you\'d have gone for!\"

and yes, Heartwarmer, you hating, hehe...
  • matome
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  • 12h54, Mon 04th
    Dec 2006
#11
So this is what I want to know...if you went out with bomb shells then, how comes you ain\'t going out with bomb shells now.
Cause the insinuation here is that going out with bomb shells is a past tense thing.

So Matome...you went out with bomb shells? Bomb shells tended to mean dumbos back then...am I hating again?
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  • heartwarmer
  • 08h26, Tue 05th
    Dec 2006
#12
I have in the past, gone out with bomb-shells, mashambula, but then I grew an ego, that said I must pursue an intelligent, grounded, down to earth, bohemian, nubile girl,,,

I found some, which was good, until drama ensued, so I figure, I\'d rather find a hot girl, lack of intelligence and dumbness are just side effects which I am willing to deal with.

Heartwarmer, yes you are still hating. ;-)
  • lebogang
    nkoane
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  • 09h45, Tue 05th
    Dec 2006
#13
mashambula...whatever happened to the use of that word? That\'s a kewl word.

Dumbos are fine in the short term. But just think about it in the longterm, good conversation becomes super important when the looks have whithered away.

Nje it would seem to me that you guys are dumb. What\'s a beautiful woman going to do for you? Atleast with us girls we go with men who are loaded - can buy us stuff, build us a nice home and ol-an-ol. What\'s a modeltype gonna do for you?
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  • davinci
  • 12h34, Tue 05th
    Dec 2006
#14
Mojo.
Libido.
Appetite.
Ego.
  • lebogang
    nkoane
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  • 13h19, Tue 05th
    Dec 2006
  1. , , confirm
  2. that this is my and you
  3. can find out who I am from this
  4. With that said ,
  6. is what I wanted to with you. — and yes, please